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What Dictator (Or Sitcom Character) Are You?

I decided to answer the questions based on myself, and it guessed I was Mr. Feeny from "Boy Meets World." Apparently, I need to quit working in tech support and become the voice of a Pontiac.

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( Silly Quiz Nonsense )

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Oh my GAHD, this is cool.

I want one named George.

The lesson from yesterday...

If you disagree with in the comments page of a post that lists my emotion as "pissed off," I will fire back.

If you disagree with me about the facts of what I'm pissed off about, I will post at least some of the evidence of why I'm pissed off.

If you then reply to that with something stupid like "Yeah, well, what about somebody you're not talking about?" and don't even TRY to deal with the evidence I've presented, then your stupid, smirking ass is getting banned.

Strange, but true...

This is a real opinion from the Georgia Court of Appeals. The Judge writing the opinion was Randall Evans, who was an infamous trial attorney before being appointed to the bench. He made his reputation representing farmers and getting huge verdicts when their land was condemned and taken by the State Highway Department while building I-20. The Judge being reversed is Dunbar Harrison of Savannah, Chief Judge of the Chatham Superior Court. He passed away in 1998 at age 94.

Both judges were the kind of characters you don't find on the bench today.

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For fans of "Narbonic"...

They're having a contest to decide what Professor Madblood's robot army's battle anthem is. (Hey, I said it was for fans of "Narbonic;" if you don't understand what I just wrote, then you probably aren't a fan.) So today I came up with this, and hope to at least see it in the list of finalists when Sarge posts her pick from among what her readers sent in:

Madblood's The Man
(To the tune of They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man")

Madblood's The Man, Madblood's The Man
Doing things better than Narbon can
What's he like? It's not important
Madblood's The Man

Should he be emp'ror, or only a king?
Either way, the title's got a real ring
Omnipotent ruler of everything
Madblood's The Man
Madblood's The Man

Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Narbon's hot for Madblood, Man
They have a fight, Madblood wins.
Madblood's The Man

Madblood's The Man, Madblood's The Man
Gonna rule the entire Universe, man
But will be kind to Earthbound man
(Long as they obey)

He's got a moon base with a laser, man
Can disintegrate you on sea or land
So bow down to him, don't force his hand
Madblood's The Man, a powerful man

Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Almost as good as Madblood, man
Only suitable mate for the perfect man
Narbon (Helen)

Helen's good looks cause him distress
She looks really hot in a little black dress
Who's the only one worthy to win her hand?
Madblood, man, because he's The Man

Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Narbon's hot for Madblood, Man
They have a fight, Madblood wins.
Madblood's The Man

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Roomba Robot Vacuum Cleaner

IT MUST BE MINE!