Turns out thatthere really IS a war on Christmas...
...and John Stewart is its Commander-In-Chief:
http://www.wakahiru-me.com/media/vid/com/com_ds_fox_war_on_xmas_051207a.wmv
http://www.wakahiru-me.com/media/vid/com/com_ds_fox_war_on_xmas_051207a.wmv