Link of the Day: Awful Porn Cliches

http://misia.livejournal.com/971849.html

Item #5 is just . . . it's just . . .

Don't eat or drink anything before reading Item #5 - I'll leave it at that.

(Neither work- nor childsafe, in case any doubt existed.)

Link of the Day: The Injured Stormtrooper

http://download.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/injured/injured_stormtrooper_tfn.mov

So what do you do when a Stormtrooper is shot in a non-fatal manner, anyway?