In Which Our Narrator Takes A Break From Politics, And Steals A Friend's Idea...

...because as Beethoven reminded us, long before any of us are born, "Mediocre artists copy. Great artists steal":

As stephanometra put it, Here is a group photo of the contestants for (I believe) Miss Universe in their bathing suits. You can only visit one country! Who do you pick?


Denmark gets my pick.