I am a bad, bad person...
Saw a mention of the following spam email in a friend's journal:
Who looks like a pineapple under the sea?
Bloated, tumescent and swollen is he.
If carnal knowledge is something you wish,
Just simply unzip and he'll flop like a fish!
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants!
Subject: If you think your penis looks like a spongeWhich inspired me to write the following:
Who looks like a pineapple under the sea?
Bloated, tumescent and swollen is he.
If carnal knowledge is something you wish,
Just simply unzip and he'll flop like a fish!
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants!