Mortimer's Rules Of Organizational Survival
Named in honor of Colonel Mortimer, the man who created the list, here's four useful rules to live by:
- Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk
- If you know that a man is a Son Of A Bitch, don't let him know that you know
- Maneuver your enemy into a position where he'll show his ass
- Have patience with stupidity