For the true Americans among us...

[snakebitcat]

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

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what a relief!

[prufrock.livejournal.com]

i mean, i was pretty sure i knew this about myself, but it's so reassuring to have John Ashcroft himself tell me so. praise the lord and pass the ammunition!

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Thank you, American Patriot! You are now registered with the authoritative Department of Justice database of potential non-terrorist persons.

Your True Patriot Identification Number is 94846-JESUS-5547.

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*twitch*
PLEASE tell me this is a joke....
Because with america, I can never honestly be sure

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[prodigal.livejournal.com]

See? Who said that only the Brits and Australians have a sense of irony? ;)