Hee...

A freind of mine wrote this,and those of you who are gamers should hopefully get as big a kick out of it as I did...

Because I Rolled High
(with apologies to AfroMan)

I was gonna lose the fight, but then I rolled high.
I got to set things right, because I rolled high.
My PC saved the world and I know why...
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high....

My fighter has an 18 strength, because I rolled high.
I talked to my DM at length, because I rolled high.
He called me a twink and I know why...
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high.....la de da da da-da...

The NPC was seduced, because I rolled high.
The bad guy's plan deduced, because I rolled high...
The DM's plan was shot, I wonder why...
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high....

My bard's singing quite well, because I rolled high.
Sent the evil prince to Hell, because I rolled high...
My hit points are soaring to the sky...
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high....

I got kicked out of the group, because I rolled high...
I offered to buy egg drop soup, but I rolled high....
They said they can't do anything and this is why...
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high,
Because I rolled high.....

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Prince Nightchilde

Feel free to forward this, as long as you give my friend credit for it.