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Peephenge

So very, very wrong...

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"Why God has never received Tenure":

1. Because he had only one major publication
2. And it was in Hebrew
3. And it had no references
4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal
5. And some even doubt that he wrote it himself
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8. The scientific community has had a rough time trying to duplicate his results
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he often punished them or deleted them from the sample
12. He rarely came to class; just told the students to read the book
13. He had his son teach the class
14. He expelled his first two students for learning
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top