Penny-Arcade's words of greatness...

Tycho on TiVo:

"Certainly being able to manage your stable of programs is a positive, humane development - but the main reason I have it is so I can skip commercials. Just before I obtained one of the devices myself, I could be expected to scream with all my vigor at the antics which lurk between show segments. It was essentially a Two Minutes Hate, except where the traitor Goldstein might have been projected I instead railed against Arby's vile, creatively inert Oven Mitt."

If I didn't live many, many states away, and wasn't straight, I might have to propose to him for a line that dementedly wonderful.