Quote of the day

The Sox win the Series, and the leader of the free fucking world is giving everybody the finger on tape. I don't know whether I want to know how it could get any weirder.
-Me, about a minute ago

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Chupacabra found in Texas

Apparently, the Sox winning the Series has deformed the very fabric of space and time, allowing creatures of folklore to sneak into the "real" world.

Freaky.