Iliad.Org (For Rabbit-Hole Day)

Sing, O goddess, the modem handshake of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless strife upon forums.acheans.com. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to flamewars, and many a username did it yield a prey to bannings and suspension of accounts, for so were the counsels of the Sysop fulfilled from the day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first fell out with one another.

And which of the users was it that set them on to quarrel? It was Son_Of_Jove_And_Leto; for he was angry with the king and sent a multitude of spam upon the board to plague the users, because the son of Atreus had flamed Chryses on his friends' page...

The Female Ronald

I'm not sure which is scarier: That the Japanese advertising company came up with the idea of a female Ronald McDonald, or the fact that I think the woman they hired looks good in that wig.

Damn you, redhead fetish. Damn you to hell.