Another cracktastic bit of funny that I got from a friend...

Why most superheroes would be dead if they were created in the 90s.

You are now entering chat room SupervillianHQ [8/w3]

LLuthor HAS JOINED THE ROOM
Veridian_Goblinoid:  wb lluthor
LLuthor:  Hey all.  8)  Guess what I just found out!
GrodH@xx0r:  How to turtle-wax your head?  lol lol lol
**Veridian_Goblinoid lols @ Grod**
LLuthor:  Fuck you Grod, you overgrown chimpanzee.
SolGrundy HAS JOINED THE ROOM
SolGrundy:  Hot hot hot super-women on webcam!  http://www.grundyspants.com
SolGrundy HAS LEFT THE ROOM
GrodH@xx0r:  Fucking 'bot.
RiddleMeThis: You sure about that, Grod?
GrodH@xx0r:  Yeah, candy-ass.  Grundy can't even read, let alone operate a computer.
RiddleMeThis: I'm not a candy-ass.  I'm THE RIDDLER, dammit!
GrodH@xx0r:  Really?  Then why do your chat logs show you as having been on the "candy-ass gay cowboys" chat room for three hours last night?
LLuthor:  Hey, could you guys stop for a minute?  I have something important.
GrodH@xx0r:  What?
Veridian_Goblinoid:  what
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RiddleMeThis:  You're an asshat, Grod.
LLuthor:  Okay, check this.  You know I was fighting Superman the other day and..I discovered his weakness!
DocOck HAS JOINED THE ROOM
**GrodH@xx0r listens intently.**
**Brainiac5 perks up.**
DocOck:  Holy shite!111one  Guess what!
LLuthor:  He gets totally weak when exposed to Kryptonite.  Do you believe that shit?
Braniac5:  I must email the others of the Legion of Doom with this information.
Veridian_Goblinoid: huggles dockock.
DocOck: Spider-Man is really..get this shite 'cuz I took off his mask...Peter Parker.
RiddleMeThis:  OH CRAP!  Anyone else seen what Grod is doing on his webcam?  Damn...put on some pants or something.
GrodH@xx0r:  All for you, Candy-Ass, so I can get some of your super power lovin later..oh..wait..you don't HAVE any powers!
Veridian_Goblinoid: you're kidding, ock.  i have to let shocker know about this one.  that is the shit.

The Call Of Cthulhu

http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=8

A silent movie adaptation of the story that started the Mythos, with an original score? Hell YEAH I'm going to buy that...

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I blame archangelbeth for this. In a discussion of fanfic (specifically referring to Harry Potter,) she mentioned people writing things "To Inflict Plausible Crack Upon Others' Brains," and made what looked like an Emperor/Anakin reference from where I was sitting. So I maintain that me thinking of this vignette is entirely her fault:

Harry glared his defiance upward from the railing he'd fallen to, clutching the smouldering stump of the arm whose hand Voldemort had sheared off with his last spell.

"I know all about you," he spat at the Dark Lord, "Dumbledore told me you killed my father!"

Voldemort paused, sneered, then pulled back his hood, revealing the face of James Potter.

"No, Harry," he hissed, "I am your father!"