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(And yes, I know I used "ain't" incorrectly up there. Sue me.)
I have a radio commercial for a nonexistent product stuck in my head. Part of why it won't go away is that, in a world with things like Gummy Rats, I honestly think you could sell this thing.
The product is a line of chicken nuggets which, like pretty much all other nuggets in the world, are made out of pressed white meat (which, for those unfamiliar with the term, means that they take random cuts of meat and then use pressure to make nuggets out of them.)
So anyway, the concept is that somebody starts making a point of using the meat from around the hips of the chicken, and calls them Butt Nuggets.
The commercial starts off with the following exchange:
PERSON ONE: "Guess what?"
PERSON TWO: "What?"
CHORUS: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
And it goes downhill from there, ending with the announcer telling the listener that for four proofs-of-purchase, they can join the Butt Muncher club.
I have a radio commercial for a nonexistent product stuck in my head. Part of why it won't go away is that, in a world with things like Gummy Rats, I honestly think you could sell this thing.
The product is a line of chicken nuggets which, like pretty much all other nuggets in the world, are made out of pressed white meat (which, for those unfamiliar with the term, means that they take random cuts of meat and then use pressure to make nuggets out of them.)
So anyway, the concept is that somebody starts making a point of using the meat from around the hips of the chicken, and calls them Butt Nuggets.
The commercial starts off with the following exchange:
PERSON ONE: "Guess what?"
PERSON TWO: "What?"
CHORUS: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
And it goes downhill from there, ending with the announcer telling the listener that for four proofs-of-purchase, they can join the Butt Muncher club.
