I know I'm going to Hell for this one...

...so I'll put the awfulness beneath the cut. Anyway, the short version of what inspired this was the news that, in a miniseries Marvel is currently publishing that's set a few decades in the future, Spider-Man is all emo over how Mary-Jane died from having sex with him. They established way back in the 60s that he's got radioactive blood, and whoever is writing this "Reign" thing decided that it shouldn't just be his blood. So, anyway, I've had this stuck in my head for awhile, and I'm hoping that if I write it down, it'll go away.

( It is BAD AND WRONG, and I feel DIRTY for having thought of it )