As A Friend Would Put It: "Wow. Just ... Effin' Wow".

In their ongoing campaign to make up whatever shit they can think up that might gain even the slightest bit of traction, the yatterlings on the Right are attacking the President for getting a pizza.

Seriously. A pizza. From a chef that was going to be in DC anyway on business for his restaurant. I'm torn between wanting to believe that this really is the best they can do, and thinking that they're deliberately being as batshit stupid as they can manage in order to lull the Left into a false sense of security.