After brwon-bagging it for the better part of two weeks, I decide to go out to lunch since it's payday, and I can afford a minor indulgence.
I order a small pizza with mushrooms and garlic. Simple and fast enough, right?
Except that after waiting something like 20 minutes for my order to arrive, leaving me maybe 10 minutes before I have to leave, the waiter put in an order for sausage and garlic.
Which I discovered after I handed him my card and said that I had to leave ASAP.
So he's put in the order for the correct goddamn thing, which will hopefully get here before the end of my goddamn lunch break. And now that I TOLD him that I would need it IN the to-go container I told him I would need, I stand a chance in hell of being able to get what I goddamn ordered the way I goddamned ordered it.