Actual Conversation Theatre

[snakebitcat]

(Only the names have been changed, to protect the guilty)

Me: Congrats on yet another proof that you're more fertile than originally suspected. ;)
Her: heh, yeah. Although I think this might have more to do with [my husband] than me. :P
Me: But you WERE there at the time...
Her: My midwife told me *not* to get on an IUD, because she just had one patient get pregnant with one,and suspected that if anyone could it would be me.
Me: Heh. Then your fetus would be living in a gated community. ;)
* Me grins, ducks, runs
Her: Hey, it's the new beverly hills!
Me: With even less smog!
Her: but more humidity!
Me: True dat.

Comments

[cyndtechgoddess.livejournal.com]

:: giggles ::

Understand about the "fertility" thing. I got lucky -- but for the most part, the women in my family only need you to prop your feet up on the bed, and BOOM!

So glad I'm done with all that. :)

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

I'm just proud of coming up with the "gated community" thing. :)