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Most disturbing Hello Kitty merchandise evar.

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"cat molecules are attracted to tuna molecules"

Heh.

Whoa...

Strom Thurmond celebrates 100th birthday.

Isn't the point in your life when Willard Scott is wishing you a happy birthday supposed to come after you retire?

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"Clement responded that general prohibitions against police conduct that "shocks the conscience," rooted in the constitutional guarantee of due process of law, are already in place, so an additional one based on the Fifth Amendment would be excessive."

Jesus Haploid Christ.