
They're having a contest to decide what Professor Madblood's robot army's battle anthem is. (Hey, I said it was for fans of "Narbonic;" if you don't understand what I just wrote, then you probably aren't a fan.) So today I came up with this, and hope to at least see it in the list of finalists when Sarge posts her pick from among what her readers sent in:
Madblood's The Man
(To the tune of They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man")
Madblood's The Man, Madblood's The Man
Doing things better than Narbon can
What's he like? It's not important
Madblood's The Man
Should he be emp'ror, or only a king?
Either way, the title's got a real ring
Omnipotent ruler of everything
Madblood's The Man
Madblood's The Man
Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Narbon's hot for Madblood, Man
They have a fight, Madblood wins.
Madblood's The Man
Madblood's The Man, Madblood's The Man
Gonna rule the entire Universe, man
But will be kind to Earthbound man
(Long as they obey)
He's got a moon base with a laser, man
Can disintegrate you on sea or land
So bow down to him, don't force his hand
Madblood's The Man, a powerful man
Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Almost as good as Madblood, man
Only suitable mate for the perfect man
Narbon (Helen)
Helen's good looks cause him distress
She looks really hot in a little black dress
Who's the only one worthy to win her hand?
Madblood, man, because he's The Man
Narbon (Helen,) Narbon (Helen)
Narbon's hot for Madblood, Man
They have a fight, Madblood wins.
Madblood's The Man