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Wanted to write this one down while I was thinking of it...

Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care; I'm still free
You can't take my mp3s

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Why don't the Republicans just pay Mike Meyers to dress up as his fat Scotsman character from the Austin Powers movies, and yell "Vote for the GOP, or ah'll EAT YER BABIES!", and have done with it?