Mass Effect 3 Is A Bad Boyfriend

[snakebitcat]

I was talking about why I had a problem with the way that ME3 stopped, rather than ended, and it occurred to me that people are angry at it for the same reason that a lot of women are angry at their boyfriends. Other people have described the process of playing through a game like ME as being seduced by it, and the ending is the consummation of that seduction.

So when we met Mass Effect the first time, he was charming - a little nerdy, but he talked about things we were interested in talking about, and he took us to nice places, and then after we slept together he rubbed our shoulders and kissed us on the neck as we fell asleep.

Mass Effect 2 knew that the same old things wouldn't do, so he bought us wine, made us a really nice dinner with mood lighting, and put that Barry white CD we like so much on the stereo. Then he held us all night long and told us how pretty we are.

Mass Effect 3 spent all day texting us about what he wanted to do to us, and then kept touching us all night until we were absolutely on fire ... and then when we felt a really good climax starting to build he pulled out, came on our stomach, and then went into the living room to watch sports.