I am a bad, bad person...

Saw a mention of the following spam email in a friend's journal:

Subject: If you think your penis looks like a sponge

Which inspired me to write the following:

Who looks like a pineapple under the sea?
Bloated, tumescent and swollen is he.
If carnal knowledge is something you wish,
Just simply unzip and he'll flop like a fish!

Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants,
Spongebob in your pants!

That music meme thing...

( Cut to save space on my friends' friends pages )