Mortimer's Rules Of Organizational Survival

Named in honor of Colonel Mortimer, the man who created the list, here's four useful rules to live by:

1. Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk


2. If you know that a man is a Son Of A Bitch, don't let him know that you know


3. Maneuver your enemy into a position where he'll show his ass


4. Have patience with stupidity

GOD, but I have trouble with rule #4 though...